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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
No way
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